The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo
1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.
1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.
Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?
I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.
I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.
by dead777 February 4, 2010
Get the rock facemug. by Junckmale April 27, 2017
Get the half a Rockmug. The Rock Boss is used to describe the biggest and toughest prisoner on the yard. In order to become the Rock Boss, a challenger must face the current Rock Boss in mortal combat. If the challenger defeats the Rock Boss, he then becomes the new Rock Boss.
"If you don't toss the Rock Boss's salad, he's gonna beat and torture you."
"That guy's the Rock Boss. The guard's don't even mess with him."
"That guy's the Rock Boss. The guard's don't even mess with him."
by iceman 69 January 6, 2010
Get the Rock Bossmug. A song performed by Bob Segar. This song was used quite frequently in the past for Chevy's truck commercials.
Like a rock, Standin' arrow straight.
Like a rock, Chargin' from the gate.
Like a rock, Carryin' the weight.
Like a rock.
Like a rock, the sun upon my skin.
Like a rock, hard against the wind.
Like a rock, I see myself again.
Like a rock, oh, like a rock.
Like a rock, Chargin' from the gate.
Like a rock, Carryin' the weight.
Like a rock.
Like a rock, the sun upon my skin.
Like a rock, hard against the wind.
Like a rock, I see myself again.
Like a rock, oh, like a rock.
by Bammer-D February 18, 2005
Get the like a rockmug. War Rock user: NOOO U HAKNG WTTTF
Human being: Excuse me sir are you violating the license agreement by earning illegitimate points?
Human being: Excuse me sir are you violating the license agreement by earning illegitimate points?
by Desmond Thrithri March 14, 2009
Get the War Rockmug. The funniest comedien to date. Has a book called Chris Rock "Rock This". Chris Rock Never Scared was one of his best skits. He's ill.
by AK February 24, 2005
Get the chris rockmug. Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.
Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018
Get the Moon Rocksmug.