Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025
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treacle rag

I just jizzed then wiped it up with my treacle rag
by Arse Panda June 25, 2017
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Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.
Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me
by tekashicollinsnorth May 26, 2019
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ragged henry

A really ragged person that your idiotic best friend decides to date. Always gets his way and he should dissapear off the Earth.
"He's just such a ragged henry!"
by weallknowaraggedhenry May 30, 2018
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Bush Ragged

To be attacked or rendered unconscious by someone you do not know
"Who did you get attacked by?"
"I got bush ragged"
by Hex-Da-Jackal June 09, 2013
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the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.
by nates small weiner August 10, 2010
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Goanna Rag

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines
He cleaned it up with his Goanna Rag
by Pottiechase October 23, 2016
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