Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
Get the Oliver Murdochmug. by elpotato717 May 16, 2023
Get the Oliver Woodfinemug. Oliver is the most amazing man you will ever meet. Not only is he kind, compassionate and caring, but he is also extremely genuine as well. He knows how to make others around him smile and laugh like an idiot. He is a 6”2 dark blonde- light brownish hair, Hazel eyed, handsome human who has an incredible effect on others. He makes it extremely easy for others to be themselves around him.
He does not pressure people about things that make them uneasy and is always patient about important topics. I am grateful to have met someone as incredible as him because not only has he taught me a lot about myself but we also have grown together as well. I am very grateful that he accepts me as I am. My flaws, my annoying habits etc and I try to do the same. One thing I truly admire about him is how he never gives up, no matter the situation. He always fights for what he wants which is admirable to say the least. We have the same fucked up dirty humour which helps to lighten moods as well.
He had turned me into a better person and for that I thank him. Love you xxx
He does not pressure people about things that make them uneasy and is always patient about important topics. I am grateful to have met someone as incredible as him because not only has he taught me a lot about myself but we also have grown together as well. I am very grateful that he accepts me as I am. My flaws, my annoying habits etc and I try to do the same. One thing I truly admire about him is how he never gives up, no matter the situation. He always fights for what he wants which is admirable to say the least. We have the same fucked up dirty humour which helps to lighten moods as well.
He had turned me into a better person and for that I thank him. Love you xxx
Oliver is so extraordinary
by Suemay November 22, 2021
Get the Olivermug. Someone with a cool van. Sells candy for free to make a money living. Pretty chill when you get to know him. Caution: Do NOT follow him to his oven. If you were wondering, he makes a pog burgur. He uses mystery meat.
WOW! You're such an Oliver!
by OldWhiteVanManHeHeHeHa January 18, 2022
Get the Olivermug. Oliver Storgaard is a strong and beautiful man, he can lift the world and steal your girl. A real Oliver Storgaard is taller than 6’1.
by TheVillianDingDong November 22, 2021
Get the Oliver Storgaardmug. by sogysquirls November 28, 2017
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Get the Olivermug.