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Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.
Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.
by geeksinlove December 9, 2008
Get the Another Joke Bites The Dust mug.1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch August 9, 2006
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Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.
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by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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