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Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs
by Everjust April 20, 2018
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Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.
Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.
by geeksinlove December 9, 2008
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fucked off for a bad joke

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
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Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.
Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.
by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016
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fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.
A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
by Liberte July 28, 2006
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The greatest joke of all time

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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