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Concern Troll

A term of abuse. Mostly used in forums where there is a fairly well-defined orthodoxy, usually political (it could be conservatism, feminism or nearly anything else) that all members are assumed to agree with by default, "concern troll" can refer to nearly anyone who expresses disagreement or skepticism about some aspect of that orthodoxy, while agreeing with other parts of it.

Supposedly, the idea is that the "concern troll" is actually an adherent of some other, opposing orthodoxy, disingenuously pretending to be sympathetic to the goals of the forum in order to disrupt it or sow dissent. Perhaps this actually happens (this longtime forum user is skeptical, having NEVER seen a clear example), but usually, the accusation comes from someone who can't imagine honest disagreement with his or her favored ideology, and thus says more about the accuser than the accused. Basically it's a bludgeon used by people with very black-and-white views on some topic, against anyone more nuanced than themselves.

Accusing someone of being a concern troll is generally a bad idea. Even if you're right about the "troll"'s motives, which you probably aren't, that doesn't make the "troll"'s arguments wrong; in other words, calling someone a concern troll is a basic ad hominem fallacy. The term is used to shut down, rather than to advance, discussion.
I tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll.
by Eater of Cheese 2 August 28, 2013
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Troll doll

A short, unattractive female with troll-like features, such as beady eyes or a large nose.
I can't believe he down-graded from a hot blonde to that troll doll!
by Tall drink of water October 24, 2008
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Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.
She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.
by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010
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passive trolling

Saying something on Facebook (or any social network site) that alludes to something unclear, then refusing to elaborate when people ask what they mean by that (with the possible exception of repeating yourself).
Trey: Four days!
Mark: Huh? What's in four days?
Trey: Yup
Mark: I don't understand, what's in four days?
Trey: I know right?
Mark: know what?
Trey: FOUR DAYS!!!
Mark: This is passive trolling
Trey: no it's not.
Mark: Then what's in four days.
Trey: U mad? XD
by duel penetration December 9, 2010
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video trolling

(n.) The act of trolling while only posting an embedded YouTube video, usually in a discussion board or forum.

This is usually a rare form of trolling, but it can create bandwagoners who post videos as well.
(Prime example of video trolling:)

noobposter6969: omg can sum1 help me i dunno anything :( :( :(

T-Roll: (embedded video with "EPIC FAIL" somewhere)

noobposter6969: WTF MAN?!?!?!? UGAY NUB Y U DO THAT

T-Roll: (embedded video of shoop da whoop)
etc etc
by idgafays December 18, 2010
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taco troll

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.
watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!
by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010
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Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.
Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.
by GeordieLover August 10, 2010
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