Austin's Mom

The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.

My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.

by Dreypeve December 23, 2009

Mom Party

A high class box social when each attendent brings their best Mom to the party to be examined, heartfully chatted about or discouraged.

This weekends "Mom Party" is about to be off the chains.

by Ross B July 16, 2008

soccer mom

Definition #45 portrays very well how the "Soccer mom" lives/acts.They have that "better than you" attitude.Most enjoy the thrills of the filthy pirate and fish eye.
But that can be a good thing.

That prim n'proper soccer mom got hit with the filthy pirate!Dumb bitch!!

by big alien July 24, 2008

soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

by Chavela September 22, 2006

baby moms

The mother of your child

I'm goin to my baby moms house tounight

by Redrum December 8, 2002

Your mom

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

Lucka's Mom

1. A hot milf
2. A fine piece of ass
3. My fucktoy

Take it all bitch in the ass! ya thats right! woohoo!

by Scott October 26, 2003