When one receives a bloody lining around their lips, particularly the upper lip, as a result of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.
I wish my girlfriend would get off her fucking period. She keeps giving me bloody moustaches and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!
by Lindley! May 18, 2009
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Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.
by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009
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an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"
and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."
they are sort of the essence of awesome.
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"
and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."
they are sort of the essence of awesome.
Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.
by humphreymus April 21, 2009
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Get the mustachio mug.A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
by krisMedicine April 20, 2010
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