Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

Matt Hay angry

Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not get on his nerves he’ll get Matt Hay angry

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019

matt le tiss

Synonym for the word ‘piss’

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss

by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020

matt linn

A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.

"Im Matt Linn"

"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."

by 420MexicanComedian March 2, 2019

Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population

Wow matt king is really losing his butt

by The gay union of America December 18, 2017

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Matt Orosz

A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger

Matt Orosz is A MEGA fag gag bag that ate my soft turds

by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020