master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge

What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!

by goosenard June 30, 2006

master sergeant

Rank in the army that is above Sergeant First Class, but below First Sergeant. Master Segeants usually serve as staff directors rather than field officers.

Mike was the Master Sergeant in charge of supply

by baaaaah May 14, 2005

scout master

Any social misfit wearing fake useless merit badges that has sexual fantasies of molesting scouts in their tents while they are wearing their tighty whities.

The scout master popped a boner as he crawled into little scout Timmy's tent for an evening snack of twig and berries.

by Rupert Ventura March 20, 2014

Cock Master

Descriptive noun for displaying extreme displeasure at an individual or individuals (Cock Masters).

All of them cock masters, everyone of them just kissing the bosses arse especially Graham, the cock master.

by Richard April 18, 2005

masterbate text

A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.

It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.

by masterbatexter December 27, 2009

Master Debater

Someone who is a master at debating, or arguing.

This person also tends to be an asshole, and is laughed at by friends and enemies alike, because the given nickname sounds like master bater.

Mitchell: I'm the Master Debater.

Mark: *laughs* I bet you are.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

Master P

a guy on this site who sucks shit 'cuz he's a sexist asshole.

by person yo-yo July 24, 2003