ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

bryce's mum

bryce's mom is. a milf with big boobies

bryce's mum is a milf

by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020

Mum

She’s probably nice unless she isn’t

Guy:Hi
Other guy:Hi

Mum:I’m your mum

Bruh idk

by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024