Turkish Massage

A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.

"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."

by Beckandra September 11, 2019

dong t mass

dong t mass is used on the streets of haverwick massive, it is used to describe a realy unsafe person or as an insult when you are pumped. but watch your mouth, as this is probaly the most offensive insult to hail from the haverwick turf!

"that MC massive crew are right dongs t mass!"

"you fucking dong t mass! you cant do that while del pieros on the ball!"

by haverwick mass December 9, 2004

Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.

Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked

by jazza123 August 31, 2011

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

Zandayyy Foot massage

In which, a child unleashes karate chops to your toes and ankle and then proceeds to suck them, The child is also known for selling feet pics

EG: Crafting Vegeto Feet pics

Give me the Zandayyy Foot massage Please

The Zandayyy Special gave Cam a boner

by ChazzaLovesSalt February 28, 2020

Gainesville, Massachusetts

A place you go to when you are small and weak.

I've been carrying his sorry, weak ass all through this workout. Send that shithead to Gainesville, Massachusetts.

by cptpatman April 27, 2014