missionary

Alright, you guys are wrong: the missionary is where the girl lies on her back with her legs spread on the edge of the bed and the guy takes her standing up. And yes, it's boring, but you get to see her boobs jiggle if you know what I mean :).

Catholic priests love to be in a missionary position working hard with altar boys.

by Pimp Daddy April 16, 2005

mississippi mud

lean. purple drank.

"Hit my Mississippi Mud and continue to roll" - Z-Ro - Continue 2 Roll

by AK-47221 December 9, 2007

Memphis Missile

A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.

Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!

by IndieQueen October 9, 2008

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

Mission to Mars

1: A secretive way of saying "lets get high"
or offering to go get inebriated.

Dude1: "I wanna take a mission to mars and never come back"
Dude2: "I don't think we have enough stuff for that man"

or

Dude1: "I'm on a mission to mars right now!"
Dude2: "haha what'd you take?"

by Dread Panda May 4, 2009

mission middle school

a gay ass school where all gay people go. no one knows how to act. lesbians all over the place. rats everywhere. ratchet ass girls. just gay in general.

oml did you hear about all the lesbians at mission middle school?

by josiejay2 March 15, 2019

Head mission

Head mission is when someone’s hopes or “mission” is to go down on someone but they don’t want to receive anything in return.

That dude Jack is such a head mission, he loves to eat his girl out and get nothing in return.

by Nick20 August 16, 2018