Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it

Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus

by TOOSBOY October 29, 2020

Lincoln Highschool jersey city

A school that is filled with hoes thots snakes etc they can’t pass they classes but get a A+ in unnecessary drama they can’t keep they pussy clean but hey they have a good football team

Oh you went to Lincoln Highschool jersey city no wonder it smelt like fish when u walked by

by Yasteppdadddddddy September 21, 2021

self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

by meCHS January 1, 2013

abraham lincoln

When a male ejaculated on his partners face and then rips his puric hair off and smacks his partner in the face having the partner look like Abraham Lincoln

Yo bro I gave my girl a Abraham Lincoln last night

by Whole chicken December 22, 2016

Carter Lance

technically he is weird, annoying but once you get to know him you will most likely be his friend and a good friend he will cheer you up when you are depressed when you are sad. he will be your best friend.

carter lance is annoying, carter lance is weird

by SCP definition uploader April 16, 2017