Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

lulu lemon

A high quality brand of athletics wear at a high price.
Often worn by old women, or trendy younger kids. Lots of the clothing involves spandex, and it sells those popular hoodies, that zip up all the way up the neck.

"woah did you see that girl running past us?"

"yeah she was wearing lulu lemon"

by ella, GNAR. September 3, 2008

don't be a lemon

Don't be silly

Ben: I don't think I'm gonna come to the pub tonight
Rit: Don't be a lemon

by rit & ben December 28, 2003

Liz Lemon

A character (portrayed by Tina Fey) on 30 Rock that is the head writer of a comedy show and is perfect with Jack Donaghy.

Guy 1: Dude, Liz Lemon should totally get some with Jack!
Guy 2: I know, right! Jiz 4 lyfe!

by Hot Friend #2 March 9, 2015

If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

by hey miss! September 30, 2009

fergalicious lemon bars

the code word to notify someone that their undergarments, particularly the bra, is showing

(when your friends bra is showing)
Carolina! Fergalicious Lemon Bars!

by pablo guccierez October 16, 2008

Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.

Disco Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.

by Kesslinger January 14, 2009