When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."
by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018
Get the Da Vinci's last brushmug. Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".
by TUC2020 February 9, 2018
Get the last 15mug. to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.
Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
Get the Last Samuraimug. (Of a man) The act of inserting the tip of the penile penis into one’s orifice after inserting the rest of the body.
Man, I went tip last into Edward last night. I couldn’t breathe. I had to get Oscar to help me out. And in.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
Get the Tip Lastmug. The "last order phenomenon" describes the experience of receiving your meal last when dining out with friends or an excursion group. This often occurs because your inability to gauge / guesstimate which menu item would take the least time to prepare, rather than it being a "punishment" for any wrongdoing.
I always seem to fall victim to the last order phenomenon; while everyone else digs into their meals, I'm left waiting for my dish because I underestimated the long cooking time of the menu item I've ordered!
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the last order phenomenonmug. Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
Get the last-minute paging-cancelmug. Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022
Get the Last Resort Snackmug.