Your wife's loser brother. Has tons of good ideas but needs to "borrow" a thousand dollars to get started.
He's an expert at everything futile, worthless and unprofitable.
He talks constantly.
He's an expert at everything futile, worthless and unprofitable.
He talks constantly.
Oh honey, I had to write Trent a check today, he is starting a business cleaning bicycles for the Salvation Army, he's going to make it big this time! We have to dear, you worked overtime for a month and he's your brother in law. Don't you love me?
by Phd2x July 18, 2010
A code of conduct, rules and self governing laws that pimps abid by when working their trade. These laws are mostly used to keep their bitches in line and keep the johns from getting freebies. Infrations of a pimp law range from pistol whipping and pimp slaps to their hos that hold back money to cutting and killing johns that mess with their bitches or refuse to pay for services rendered. It's hard out there for a pimp.
Nigga bitch! Yous holdin' back mony be a violation of da pimp law and I need to get retro on yo' ass!
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 04, 2010
Murphy's Law
Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law
"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
by Richard Porter September 24, 2006
The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife
Others:
WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife
Others:
WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
by Radioman December 02, 2003
A friend of a friend of yours. Someone you have yet to meet, but is friends with your friend. Someone you share a mutual friend with. Someone you share a mutual buddy with.
by brubble June 01, 2011
by support safe harbor laws July 14, 2011
A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"
"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."
"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"
"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."
"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"
by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011