Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Lauren

Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!

A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!

by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025

Lauren

what a stupid name.

Lauren is a horrible driver

by KRMSH September 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

dirty lauren

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.

man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025

Lauren Plyler

One who cares so deeply for the people who love her. Never fails to light up a room with her bright smile and rosey cheeks. Her blue eyes are sure to sweep you off your feet. If you ever get a chance to meet her you're sure to love her and you wont be able to help knowing just how lucky you are.

dude you're dating Lauren Plyler! man you've got it made. Shes a dime. Dont screw it up

by billy sack February 2, 2025