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Joseph

A “keeper”

He’ll be the best boyfriend you’ve ever had. The average Joe, who always makes his girl feel special.

He’s faithful, honest, sweet, has a good heart and a bit of a dork! He sometimes says stupid things to make people laugh. He loves telling stories and will later tell the same ones, again and again. He will keep talking as long as you let him, but the moments of silence are comfortable between you two. He’s very intuitive, and knows exactly what your thinking, and feeling. You’ll love him and always look forward to being together.

His addictions in life are cars, girls, and money! He is more than likely a handy man or mechanic, who is an expert at fixing things and working around the house. He likes antiques, family airlumes and home cooked meals. A mama’s boy, a family man, and makes a great Dad. He takes his time choosing the people in his life and carefully gets to know new partners before selecting. Your parents will automatically love Joseph and think he’s the best guy.

Tall, handsome, Puppy dog eyes, with brown, shaggy hair. He will hold you tight, all night long, and make you feel so safe in his long arms.
“Let me give you Joseph’s card.. he’s a mobile mechanic.”

“Who? Joseph?”
by “Joey’s-girl” January 2, 2019
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Akshay Joseph

A Hindi sex god who is an animal where ever he goes. Usually he will make up things to feel good about himself and will go bizarre if he sees a hot chick.
Wow he smashed that girl he must be an Akshay Joseph
by Noicher May 10, 2018
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Saint joseph

Guy who believed his wife had sex with a ghost, while the cunt had another man's seed, most probably a Chad.
LOL Saint Joseph, Marie's wife, is suck a cuckold
by Maryoussef April 4, 2022
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Joseph

Where do I start?

Joseph is literally one of a kind.

Sweet, intelligent, witty, compassionate, loyal, hilarious.

Joseph has the best personality, he's down to earth and very loyal to the people he loves. However, he may be struggling to fit in with others, but he supports you and brings a smile to your face whenever you see him.

You may not realise at first, but as time moves on, you will see that he is super good-looking, with brown hair, green eyes, and handsomely tall. His smile lights up the room, and he can beat anyone at a game of Super Smash Bros.

He's super humble about his achievements and empathises with you. He doesn't really need to try to be attractive, because he's a natural beauty and has the biggest heart. Joseph is someone that you will meet, and never forget.

Joseph is often underestimated, but he is someone who is so talented musically and puts his whole heart into everything. He is the sun on a rainy day and the star in the night.
Person 1: "Hey, I think I found my soulmate!"
Person 2: "Bro, you mean Joseph?!"
by jc472 November 21, 2023
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Joseph Leon

Joseph Leon is so cool! He is so good at all games he plays and has many friends. Everybody loves Joseph Leon.
Joseph Leon is the coolest kid ive ever met!
by Braveturkey775 February 26, 2022
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Joseph Charles

Joseph Charles means you will feel like an absolute Princess. It defines respect, honesty, genuineness, care, affection, dorkiness, and love.

It means you will fall harder than you ever have before. It means you will see a future with him even in the darkest moments.
It didn't take long, but I've fallen hard for Joseph Charles.
by FairyGirl108 November 20, 2023
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Hannah Ann Joseph

Next gen Bollywood actress Hannah Banana but very well known for being midget like she could fully fit in the palm of your hands but along with height comes great self confidence.
Yoooo omg it's Hannah Ann Joseph!! I wish I could be like her she's my idol!!!
by Shadow90 March 3, 2019
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