Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”
by silentiger June 29, 2019
Get the Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeoutmug. A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
Get the penis butter and jelly sandwichmug. When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug. Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.
In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.
In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.
Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"
Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"
Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"
by cocoanutv May 5, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug. A rare form of Asian, which has a very fat and wobbly belly. Often found floating in the sea, occasionally mistaken as a boyd.
Person 1: Oh i see a boyd..
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
by getcapewearcapefly August 1, 2010
Get the Jelly Belly Asianmug. 
Get the Ocknorbal Jelly wartmug. by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018
Get the Peanut butter jelly sammichmug.