Butt Plug Jokes

They make people delete you on Snapchat

Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs

by Everjust April 20, 2018

Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

by geeksinlove December 9, 2008

fucked off for a bad joke

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.

1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch August 9, 2006

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

The greatest joke of all time

The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022