joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Joe Rogan Utility Belt

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Joe Walker

Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.

Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"

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Friend1: *drools*

by Music -Misfit- July 9, 2010

Joe-Johnson

South Jersey slang for hitting a female person or hitting someone with huge amount of strength and power straight in the face. Aka Super Saiyan level. (Comes from a 2016 Freshmen in South Jersey named Joe J. hit a girl in the face after she purposely poured milk allover him. Also used as Joey Jayed.

Damn bro that nigga Joe-Johnson'd that bitch.

by SJSlang December 26, 2017

Joe Moment

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible

"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."

by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021

joe mazzello

Joe is super sweet and is rlly active with all his fans, he deserves all the love in the world, He played the kiddo in Jurassic Park and in the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he played John deacon, He is sooo funny and Has a sassy personality, He also is quit the meme man :)

Girl: Wow who’s that dude

Girl 2: That’s joe mazzello

Girl: Who’s that
Girl 2: oof I’ll show you

by Ben hardy lover January 3, 2019

JOE PESCI

A really underrated actor I think. NO ONE can go ballistic like this guy.

"GET ME A FUCKING DRINK SPYDER!!"
"....how 'bout you fuck your self tommy..."
"you gonna let him get away with that tommy"
BANG! MOTHER FUCKER!

by one eyed snake June 25, 2004