internet explorer

A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.

I started Internet Explorer and started cursing at the flood of pop-ups.

by El Singario October 2, 2005

Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet

1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?

by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014

Internet Model

Chickenheads who either pay some douche bag to take half naked pictures of themselves or take them with their cell phones in a mirror and Photoshop them. These internet skanks then proceed to post them on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace and claim to be models.

"why are you half naked in your Facebook pictures and why are they all touched up?"

"oh, i'm a model"

"have you ever even beed paid to model"

"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"

"so basically your a online whore?"

by samdirtystayout January 24, 2010

internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

by AYB March 10, 2003

internet

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

by SteamGunner January 26, 2007

Internet Troll

Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.

Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "

10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)

YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/

Moderator

by Emil-sama January 13, 2011

Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD)

Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.

"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010