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internet 

It's a series of tubes.
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
internet by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Internet Explorer 

The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.
1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>
Internet Explorer by Racecar56 April 9, 2009

The Internet Methadone Program 

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Internet 

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.
Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!
Internet by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

internet tv 

A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.
I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.
internet tv by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010

internet destroyer 

Another name for Microsoft's Internet Explorer. Named such because it ruins half of the content on the internet.
Steve: I can't get this page to load.
Bill: What browser are you using.
Steve: Internet Destroyer.
Bill: Try Mozilla, it usually works.
internet destroyer by MrCC May 9, 2010