Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

frug moment

frug moment is a combination of bruh and frog. instead of saying bruh moment you say frug moment

My girlfriend broke up with me, what a frug moment

by shrekby June 29, 2021

Operah moment

A close friend who you always talk to about your problems but never return the favour

The other day my girlfried broke up with me so i called my old friend out of the the blue and we had a operah moment and we talked for two hours,
Bit when he tried to talk to me about my problems i had to go and wash my hair ...

by chikkn June 2, 2009

Dimas Moment

When you swallow semen.

MAN HE IS GAY! HE JUST KEEPS ON SWALLOWING SEMEN! WHAT A DIMAS MOMENT!!!!

by HippityHoppity you're property June 11, 2019

Dylan Moment

When you do or say something stupid

I’ve had 3 Dylan moments this day. Shit make that 4.

by YodaMaster July 25, 2020

Pōkeno Moment

when you live in Pōkeno, it's a fucking massive L

LOL, Akshaal lives in Pōkeno. That's a Pōkeno moment.

by JeffisCrippled June 30, 2021

Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021