Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 28, 2020

hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.

last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.

by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007