fucked up trashcan

Fucked up trashcan

Billy: Hey Bob look at that fucked up trashcan over there.

Bob: yea that person does look like a fucked up trashcan ew.

Billy : yea..........

by The_unknown_weirdo June 9, 2018

Fucked

Fucked by definition is a trailer trash drunk chick standing on a roof, chugging a beer and then slamming it on her empty head, all while standing on a skateboard. In this definition, the slam pig on the roof MUST fall, preferably breaking a bone or ten, whilst a little red neck crotch fruit flips her the bird and a literal pig grazes happily nearby praying to end up as tomorrow’s bacon or ham to escape this complete fuckery.

The gutter muppet entered the land of the fucked when she attempted to skateboard on the roof. Her crotch goblin was so impressed he saluted her with the middle finger

by Therealmvpofdefinitions May 28, 2019

Total Fucked

The Worst Kind of Fucked!!

1. Band from COncord. Calif. With Jason Shit on VOcals!
2. We're Total Fucked, so Stay Away!!

by Truxx January 4, 2007

ket fucked

to get high on ketamine and go into a big deep k-hole..to ket fucked

why dont u just ket fucked

by andiste March 30, 2010

Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011

Ply-Fucked

1. When your 13+ and your parents piss you off to the point were you literally punch a hole in your soft, plywood wall, intently smashing through the thin material then later realizing that your dumbass just put a hole in your wall.

1. Mom: "Ok so if your going to throw a fit then you can sit in your room all day."

(Kid goes to room, slams door behind.)

Kid: "I fucking hate my life.!"
(Kid then seeks for a soft spot in the wall and proceeds to
Ply-fuck it.)

(Kid ends up grounded longer.)
"Ply-Fucked"

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 21, 2012

Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!

I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!

by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013