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cunt fever 

When you really like to give oral sex to women.
When shithead wants to suck on the cats pussies he has cunt fever;.

maple fever 

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.
Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?
maple fever by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015

maple fever 

Being attracted to Anyone born, and currently living, in Canada.
"Did you hear about Bill's trip to Vancouver? Now he totally has The Maple Fever."
maple fever by SpellacyGuy January 2, 2016

Gay Fever 

When a gay person develops feelings for another homosexual solely because they are gay. They see them as an option and subconsciously develop feelings because of this. Usually it wears of after a few weeks and is most common in young gays who are trying to figure themselves out and don't have as many open gays around them.
Gay: Hey man i heard Andy was gay, i think i like him.
Friend: No you just have gay fever.
Gay: shit man your right.
Gay Fever by D.ensor April 28, 2016

titty fever 

The fervor in men that the sight of a woman's breasts causes
He caught a bad case of titty fever after seeing Scarlett Johanson in GQ.
titty fever by ApolloSphere May 3, 2016

Titty Fever 

When a young male sees titties and cannot think about anything else until he more titties are attained
"Justin came down with a bad case of titty fever this week, I hope he can recover from it."