I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

feelin' cold

When someone is "feelin' cold" it means they are wearing a lot of diamonds or silver jewellery.

"I'm feelin' cold, cuz I'm wearin ma ice on ma wrist/neck dogg"

by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006

Feel estate

Something you say to your friends when you're in a room full of people who are attractive to you.

"Lots of prime feel estate I'd like to check out in here."

by Smell the Boner December 9, 2008

Feelbacks

Like flaskbacks, but feelings

I'm so glad you found me on FACEBOOK, since we have been chating i've been having feelbacks of the first time we met.

by JrsyDanD May 25, 2009

feeltheflood

The process of imposing one's homosexual thoughts and tendencies onto others as to make them uncomfortable.

Arin was an aggressive closeted homosexual who hated the world. He would often sneak up on his male friends from behind and slap them with his penis while yelling "FeelTheFlood!!".

by MrPoopsaki August 30, 2011

feeling-less dick

A guy with no feelings (i.e. asshole, mean, jerk, heartless).

A dick with no feeling.

My boyfriend is such a feeling-less dick. I mean it's like he has no care in the world about anything.

by Dr. Gbaby May 7, 2012