Feelings

Something us men don't have.

Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."

Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."

by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012

Feelers

it's exactly what it sounds like pplz :

1. you hurt my feelers
2. i have big feelers for you
3. i'm overwhelmed with mixed feelers when i see you
4. i got big feelers :

by PirateNinjaCow January 17, 2010

Doctor FeelGood

It's when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Hey ButtHead what's a Doctor Feel Good Mean?

Butt-Head: It's like, when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Heheheheh That's cool.

Butt-Head: Oh Yeah? You don't have a female doctor, do you Beavis.

by Anonymous March 28, 2004

feelin' the forty fizzles

means you're goin all out
balls to the walls
hella intense

In the weight room..
Tommy: Yo Cars im feelin' the forty fizzles, pop two more 45s on
Cars: Alright, you better bust these babys out!

by tjkfothreyallday February 4, 2009

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

smooth feeling

This surpasses smooth talking. Smooth talking implies talking up someone and lying trying to get something. With smooth feeling, everything about it is still romantic and smooth but more real, genuine, and heartfelt.

"I love your smooth talking!"
"Baby we've been going out for a while now, it's my smooth feelings"

by the12th December 24, 2009

losing feelings

An excuse used by people who either have found someone better, were only using you for your body, money, or social status and now have it and don't need it anymore. Someone who uses the phrase, "i lost feelings" never really loved you in the first place and somewhere deep down they knew they didn't love you, but used your heart like a toy anyways. It only takes a day for someone who "lost feelings" to find someone new to sleep with and it will make you realize how worthless to them you really were.

"I can't do this anymore, I've been losing feelings for a while now, we had a good run... we're over"

by iknowallaboutlove July 12, 2017