by toyotanikki January 23, 2009
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
by Ricky Williams and Dante's Inferno February 25, 2008
A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
The compulsive need for guys and girls to write all over their girlfriends/boyfriends' Facebook walls, as if they don't realize that everybody else will have to see it and honestly most people don't care!
Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Friend 1: Did you see that Jenny and Tom are "in a relationship" on Facebook?
Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
by Ellarina January 02, 2011
by JimTalbot April 17, 2009
When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS June 13, 2011
After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.
You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.
by amphibiant May 07, 2011