Flapping

Flapping. The act of farting laughing and peeing at the same time.

I was standing in the yard flapping.

by Smackit2003 January 29, 2019

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera December 9, 2008

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 25, 2018

Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

by GnTMoose July 14, 2020