Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

The worst Urban Dictionary definition. Ever.

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by One day, i'll change the world July 10, 2010

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

Everything Is Everything

Basically it means "it is what it is". Its nothing more or nothing less than exactly what you see.

Man #1: How's it goin with your, Bro?

Man #2: Man, Everything Is Everything. You know how it is.

by MistaFeedBack November 14, 2009

everlife

a fairly good disney girl band before disney produced bullshit

I love everlife's song find your self in you

by hottt February 29, 2008

Everywhen

(adv.): A term used to described any and every period in time, similar to "everywhere"; To or in every time; To or in all times;

If I were to build a time machine, I would travel everywhere and everywhen.

by sameach18 January 26, 2011

evelith

Is a really sweet girl, has a big ass, and is very honest. You can trust her with anything! She is absolutely turnt all the time. Wanna drink with her go ahead you'll have a blast!

Have you drank with that girl Evelith she is so turnt!

by Swaggedoutlittleone October 6, 2013