eat and beat

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert

Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.

by Poundtowner January 19, 2010

eat it out

to eat out all the food
To consume everything
From the mouth of Triston.

Yo man Imma gone eat out all the pizza in 5 minutes.

by Stephanie December 3, 2004

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

eating out

n. to get your ass chewed by one of your parents after getting in trouble

1. Last night my dad ate out my sister because she wasn't at home on time

2. Lindsay, don't ditch school your dad will eat you out

by 17 December 27, 2004

Eat The Rich

Eat The Dick as in the short name for Richard, Like Richard Nixon A.K.A. (Tricky Dick) This means that eat the rich refers to eat the DICK!

Also a Motorhead song (Eat The Rich) that means just this "Eat The Dick"

C'mon baby eat the rich, take a bite out'tha sonofabitch
Hash browns & bacon strips, I like the way that she licks her lips, c'mon baby EAT THE RICH!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

eat ice

when your mouth is so hot you decided to eat ice

AGH THESE CHIPS ARE TOO SPICY, GOTTA EAT ICE

by amogus so sus April 26, 2021

Eating by proxy

When you order a healthy or low-calorie item in order to give the appearance of sticking to a healthy eating pattern, then load it up with fattening ingredients in order to make it taste better or delude yourself into believing that the proxy food is still healthy. Gives the outward appearance of a healthy choice, when in reality it has as many calories and as much fat as the not-so-healthy meal that you really wanted in the first place.

Jordan is on a diet, so she ordered a salad. However, she really wanted a hamburger. So, she ordered the salad in order to look like she's sticking to her diet, but then she topped it with lots of cheese, bacon and ranch dressing. Now her salad has as many calories as the burger that she really wanted in the first place. Her friends praise her for sticking to her diet by ordering the salad, not taking into account that all the extras have put that salad into fat-bomb category. Jordan is 'eating by proxy', whereby the salad is the 'proxy' for the 'fattening' hamburger.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 21, 2013