drinkipoo

An expression to render drinking less harmful. Used when someone maybe should not be having a drink.

1) I just like to have one little drinkipoo before work.
2) I'll just have another drinkipoo before the guests get here, what harm could there be?

by GavinT March 17, 2008

Chink dink

This refers to a male who is a bit short in manhood.

When he exposed himself to me in the shower I tried to not laugh at his Chink dink.

by Sir Duke 21 October 10, 2016

B Drinker

A person, usually female, who is employed by a club owner to solicit drinks from patrons. B Drinkers use affection, attention and flirting to scam poor, lonely men into buying overpriced drinks (which are sold as liquor and are frequently watered down Kool-Aid) in exchange for a little of their time. A B Drinker is frequently a prostitute who tries to persuade patrons into buying other "goods and services" like drugs and sex. B Drinkers usually work with other B Drinkers in running an evening of scams, at the same establishment, until they wear the patron down or get him drunk enough to be talked into more costly activities. B Drinkers frequently save their swizzle stick from each drink and turn it into the club owner at the end of the night as an accounting method for their "cut" of the overpriced drink sales. B Drinkers commit the illegal act of B Drinking, which is punishable by law. They are commonly found in coastal Mississippi and Louisiana bars and clubs.

Dorie, a B Drinker at the Fox's Den, got arrested by ATC Agents, along with the club owner and several other B Drinkers.

Some sleazy B Drinker scammed that poor, lonely Airman out of his entire paycheck when he bought her fake Cosmos all evening last Saturday.

by MSMiss September 1, 2010

drinking narcolepsy

Drinking Narcolepsy is a chronic neurological disorder induced by alcohol consumption and characterized by overwhelming daytime drowsiness and sudden attacks of sleep. If the urge becomes overwhelming, patients fall asleep for periods lasting from a few minutes to several hours and fall asleep at inappropriate times and places such as bars and restaurants. Drinking Narcolepsy should not be confused with passing out as a Drinking Narcolep will fall asleep, rally, drink some more, only to fall asleep again. This cycle is repeated throughout the day and into the evening.

Tara's drinking narcolepsy was out of control up at Lutsen. She drank and snowboarded all day, fell asleep on the chairlift, fell asleep after snowboarding, fell asleep after hottubbing, and fell asleep in the restaurant.

by spacecadet18 February 3, 2009

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...

Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

by pennyr200 May 13, 2005

Dink Frump

1. To shove one's penis into another person's ass. When the penis is fully inserted the other one lets out a massive fart and the ass cheeks will ripple uncontrollably causing the man to get off.

2. A playful term often used as an insult:
ex. Mary you dinkfrump your dog ate my homework!

As Jason stuck his dick inside of Irma's ass she let out a massive Dink Frump, Jason then moaned.

"JENNIFER I LOVE IT WHEN U GIVE ME A NICE DINK FRUMP!"

by Sir Fuzzmo August 30, 2006

Underage Drinking

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.

(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!

by MacDAS January 12, 2007