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Goodnight Dick 

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.
After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!
Goodnight Dick by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Side Dick 

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.
Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.
Side Dick by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016

Dick rider 

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.
1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.
Dick rider by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

philip k dick 

Philip K. Dick was a writer of great talent without a post-secondary education (he enrolled in college but dropped out before attending a single class). Over the course of his life he experimented with most psychotropic drugs available and eventually gave himself pancreatic damage by doing so.

He wrote 29 novels and over a hundred short stories, many of which ("Blade Runner", "Total Recall", "Paycheck") were later adapted to movies after his death in the early 80s.

He, like many other artists, lived in poverty for most of his life and was recognized only by a small following, however after his death he has continued to gain notoriety and is, in certain circles, seen as a sort of messiah for the modern age in his unique vision of the changing world.
Philip K. Dick is possibly the greatest writer to come out of the second half of the 20th century.
philip k dick by Tank! June 27, 2004
When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
Dick Nob by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Dick Fucker 

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Dick Fucker by Tom Falls November 3, 2012