Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.
"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010
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by spunkmunkey April 22, 2006
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Get the god was drunk mug.Actually means a dizzy cunt, one seemingly not in touch with things. Spaced-out, even dim. Relates to post-rocks off condition. Of course, one would have to have observed a woman in that condition to make the connection, probably only a distant possibility for the wankers and rump rangers posting here.
by Buckwheat April 1, 2005
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"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
Get the Drunk-keeper mug.drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
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Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016
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