by chryan kozagee December 1, 2004
Get the DATE ME!!!!mug. John: Hey what’s the weather like?
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: what??
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: Mary what the fuck?!??
Mary: Ḏ̵̨̘̥̲̄a̴̤̞̱̻̩̱̓̽͛t ̝̥͎͂͗͐̀͆́́̋͒͜e̶̙͐̕͠: ̹̘̀̒̅͒̉ ̴̥̱̻͎͍̟̌̇͋͗̍̕͝O̶̡̗̰̰̩̘̦̭͌̍̒͋́̇̚c ̮̻̠͋̋̾̈t̴̠̆̃ͅọ ̝͍͔̟͇̺̩̔̈͑̂̍̄̓̄͝b̶̧̨̛̫̠͕̞̤̈́̈́͒͐̈́̋ę̶̩̹̦̟̜̤̊̄̎͋͛͛͘͝r̴̢͉̈́̓̊͘ ̞̟̎͌͗̑̑̿͜͝4 ̳̬͖͍͛̂͑́̅̒̽͗ͅͅţ̶̢̛͎̭͓͉͔͇̼͌̃̎̀̽͒̃̊͘h ̼̫͙̟̰̐̎̿̂̿̈̅
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: what??
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: Mary what the fuck?!??
Mary: Ḏ̵̨̘̥̲̄a̴̤̞̱̻̩̱̓̽͛t ̝̥͎͂͗͐̀͆́́̋͒͜e̶̙͐̕͠: ̹̘̀̒̅͒̉ ̴̥̱̻͎͍̟̌̇͋͗̍̕͝O̶̡̗̰̰̩̘̦̭͌̍̒͋́̇̚c ̮̻̠͋̋̾̈t̴̠̆̃ͅọ ̝͍͔̟͇̺̩̔̈͑̂̍̄̓̄͝b̶̧̨̛̫̠͕̞̤̈́̈́͒͐̈́̋ę̶̩̹̦̟̜̤̊̄̎͋͛͛͘͝r̴̢͉̈́̓̊͘ ̞̟̎͌͗̑̑̿͜͝4 ̳̬͖͍͛̂͑́̅̒̽͗ͅͅţ̶̢̛͎̭͓͉͔͇̼͌̃̎̀̽͒̃̊͘h ̼̫͙̟̰̐̎̿̂̿̈̅
by that is a gender December 9, 2019
Get the Date: October 4thmug. by Coacoa Butter Kisses December 4, 2019
Get the National Date Daymug. A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.
by ZLF February 8, 2009
Get the Double Blind Datemug. Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.
Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.
by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005
Get the carbon-dated pussymug. the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
by shibbyshibbyeh February 22, 2010
Get the 3 date theorymug. a fruity alcoholic drink that only exists so light-weights at parties will get drunk and *ahem* accomodating--without realizing how much they've had
Smirnoff Ice, Mikes Hard Lemonade, jungle-juice, and drinks like the grasshopper, are all date-rape cola
by Adam Katz April 4, 2008
Get the date-rape colamug.