Crack Face

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.

She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.

by Dman508 March 12, 2011

Plumber's Crack

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

Back Sack'n'Crack

Three words defining the hair removal procedures involved in hair salons of a male from the areas of the carpet back, ballsack and butt crack.

Usually coupled with a hairless jock area.

'You're a fucking hairy cunt'
'No way dude, I'm off on a jolly this weekend at a health spa. As part of the package I'm getting the 'ole back sack'n'crack'
'I hear that'

by Krikpoh Kneebracket January 28, 2007

crack licker

a lesbian

that crack licker won't fuck me.

by Kevin Johnson July 24, 2003

Crackalackin'

you have to use it with 'what's'or 'how's it'...it means "hey what's goin' on?"

MAN 1: Hey buddy-P, what's crackalackin'?

MAN 2: Nota mucho, homeslice.

by D to da O to da DOUBLE N A December 1, 2003

crack whore

A desperate crack addicted bitch who sucks dick for rocks

hey lil' crack whore you want some rocks? all you gotta do is suck my cock!

by chelsea, amy, kelsey January 4, 2007

cracka boy

a white boy, who is cool with people of another color(black,spanish),a nickname

yo come over here cracka boy!
yo its cracka boy.
cracka boy be ballin today.

by bzit January 26, 2007