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J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight
That Junkrat is a J Crab
by JLammers February 19, 2023
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Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.
Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!
by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
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Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching
Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."
by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016
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Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions
My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs
by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018
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immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.
After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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