cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"

by black blue an March 10, 2022

Cotton Candy Twizzler

Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it

I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!

by InstaAidennreynolds March 22, 2022

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022

Cotton picker

a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like

"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc

by Real cotton picker May 2, 2022

cotton

big ass hot editor who gets no views

No clout cotton

by cottonsolos May 10, 2022