Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023

chromebook

a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power

Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John

by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023

Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things

I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at

by Refunded Life March 8, 2023

Chrome

Chrome is the new word used to describe the romance between Chris Wolstenholme and Dominic Howard from the band Muse.

First used: June 19, 2022

I ship Chrome more than Belldom

by Darkshiner March 10, 2023

Chromebookage

A plural noun referring to a group of Chromebooks.

"Open your Chromebookage and log in to the amplify. You can listen to the tuneage if you want to," the teacher said.

by Looneydog3 March 13, 2023

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023