Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017

Consoler-in-Chief

synonym for POTUS made by Dubya

The Consoler-in-Chief visited the kids at the military zone.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Decider-in-Chief

term for the president of the US derived from George Walker Bush

The Decider-in-Chief wanted to start another war.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Cruyff’s Chieff

Football Twitter’s greatest ever legend and their one true savior, known for bodying apes and elite opinions. He is the biggest Barcelona fan and Cruyff Stan on that bird app. He is also great pals with the Subway Twitter admin. He is the undisputed Greatest of All Time.

Mike is such a Cruyff’s Chieff, he does so much for the community.

by xxlabe September 18, 2020

Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).

"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

C.O.G (Chief Operating Ginger)

A formal title for any ginger in a role where they are the only ginger in the. company

Dave is the C.O.G (Chief Operating Ginger)

by DTG1987 October 6, 2022

Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.

by anonymous April 28, 2023