Chinese olympics

Micromanaging pointless details while forgetting the bigger picture; often, overmanaging a project to the point of engaging in unscrupulous methods or fakery.

We went to see the President speak...he had a handpicked audience, a dozen makeup artists and it felt really staged. It was totally Chinese olympics.

That girl's mom goes Chinese olympics and does all her homework and projects for her. What a fake.

by Anatres 2221 October 9, 2008

Chinese butt nipple

1.A chinese man with pimples on his ass, it is more commonly used as a insult

That dude is a Chinese butt nipple

by Zack golieb February 14, 2010

chinese bottle

simply a penis

my chinese bottle brutalized her vagina

by i <3 justin timberlake <33 June 4, 2009

Chinese Street Runner

Chinese Street Runner - While the term originated on Blackett St, it is beginning to be heard world wide . This term usually refers to one running around crazily, looking like a loud crazed person, or dressing in a hookerish manner .

That girl looks like she's about to shoot up some bitchas' .. oh no ! She's running right towards me in an insane fashion while wearing stripperish clothing .. she looks like a major chinese street runner !

by Bitcha_2 August 18, 2009

Chinese Steam Tunnel

The act of deficating in someone elses anus

I totally Chinese Steam Tunneled that Elouise last night!

by KathleenRocks January 26, 2011

Chinese Dragon Fingers

One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.

Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."

by jac621 November 27, 2011

Chinese Duck Tongue

Oral sex, particularly with a female whose vagina is compressed during stimulation. So named for the tightness of the labia, causing it to look like a duck's tongue. The "Chinese" part of the phrase is in reference to Chinese prostitutes, and makes this phrase a racial slur.

Hey baby, give me some of that Chinese Duck Tongue.

by ATR13 July 2, 2011