Dark as a cows guts

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

by Sathere March 8, 2009

Give away the cow

A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.

Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.

Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"

Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."

Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"

Virginity

by Jen-zed September 1, 2009

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

a cow made of butter

My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

by thexug October 1, 2021

Cow muncher

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows

Joseph Self

by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003

rapest cow

what rapest live where i am

fort hood texas

by angel September 12, 2003

Nigga cow

A nigga cow is simply a black cow

"Oh where is the nigga cow"

by Brooks Mahoski February 10, 2019