jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

under the boardwalk

The place where people sleep after losing all their money at the casino.

I lost it all at Tropicana and have to sleep under the boardwalk tonight.

by T00Lio April 25, 2024

A Woman in a boardroom

A phrase used to describe the frustration of having one's ideas ignored or repeated by someone else who then takes the credit, particularly highlighting experiences of gender bias in professional settings

Person A: "We should implement a new marketing strategy for the summer."
Person B: "Hey everyone, I've got a great idea! Let's implement a new marketing strategy for the summer!"
Person A: "I just said that... I feel like a woman in a boardroom.

by Malastrone June 21, 2024

Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.

"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025