Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else

Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.

by Viggø September 14, 2023

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Birthday Beatoff

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.

"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."

by DrGooseSwanson September 27, 2023

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Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳

random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."

Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳

by 7wow October 4, 2023

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Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023

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Diamond Birthday

When you have Down Syndrome and are Turning 21.

Guy 1 - Hey Dude. Did you get the invite to Arik Ancelin's Diamond Birthday Banger? Guy 2 - No man.. How did you get one? Guy 1 - I am an advocate for the Down Syndrome Community!

by extra21 July 3, 2023

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