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The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009
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pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.
God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!
by Kell Bell September 1, 2008
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Ass-Basket

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.
Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!
by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008
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Bend Me Over Baker

describes a girl of classy origin that doesnt like tradition, instead would rather have her head in a pillow, ass up...and thats the way she likes to...

yes bent over, hard and fast, thats is all.
hello, please can you bend me over baker!
by SassySofia February 1, 2010
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baker's hundred

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.
The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!
by Jonathan FeBland June 27, 2008
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bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.
Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?
by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011
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Basher

In London a Basher refers to a cheap pay as you go phone. Generally the two types of people who use them are 1) Criminals who want to minimise the risk of having their phones tapped or traced, or 2) Legit persons who use one alongside a decent contract phone, maybe because they like to separate their calls/contacts for example splitting between business/personal or because they're worried about losing a phone and don't want to lose a nicer phone, for example if they're going to a club or if they are in a dangerous line of work.

The term Basher originated from the idea that one can bash the phone around without worrying because 1) The cheap phones typically used are usually simpler and more robust than more expensive phones so they are less likely to break, and 2) Even if the phone breaks you don't care about it.
I need to get a new phone today, nothing fancy. Just a basher. A little twenty quid Nokia will do the job init.
by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016
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