Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018

Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****

Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up

by uramax_boy August 15, 2019

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020