Ballonie

meat from the testicles (balls) of various animals combined and processed to make a food product. mmm... mmm... good.

"Man that's hellaz gay! You're full of ballonie!"

by pheju joque August 23, 2008

Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

Low balling

A midget with big balls/testicles/nuts that touches the ground

Damn that midget is low balling, he has big Ol balls

by Mena84 September 5, 2019

Cheese Balling

Where you shoot up on cocaine and cheese

Me and jerry stayed up all night cheese balling

by Beta Max February 14, 2009

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005

ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007