Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.
by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 3, 2024
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by Ilel kalliakmeme October 26, 2020
Get the Big Brian Ilelmug. Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
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by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021
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Brian is the best boyfriend ever
by dxhxnxe September 9, 2022
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